This is a video of a precious lil penguin joining an arctic expedition, presumably to ensure the humans don’t stumble across the frozen Lost City Of Atlantis and reveal its secrets. Of course in reality (my least favorite place), it’s just using the path trampled by the humans to make

Presumably in an attempt to recreate the iconic boulder scene from Raiders Of The Lost Ark, this is a video of a group of guys rolling Frosty’s abdomen down a flight of stairs. Unfortunately, Frosty pulls a Humpty Dumpty about halfway down, and I assume all the king’s horses and

This is a local Minnesotan news report highlighting the Wilcraft, a mobile ice fishing house invented and manufactured by Tom Roaring (prices start around $20,000). Inspired by his desire to move to where the fish are biting instead of hoping they come to him, the vehicle can drive on ice,

This is some Ring doorbell cam footage from the frozen tundra of Alaska featuring some rare footage of a moose shedding both its antlers. A lot of people don’t realize this, but moose and elk and deer all shed their antlers every winter (after a drop in testosterone weakens the

This is Uncharted (no, not the video game), a film from Monster Energy (it gives you horns) starring the extreme snowbiking of Cody Matechuk in the fresh powder of British Columbia. If you’re unfamiliar, a snowbike is like a snowmobile version of a dirtbike, much narrower than a traditional snowmobile

In news that just made my own penis want to pack up its balls and move south, Finnish skier Remi Lindholm suffered a frozen unit during the Beijing Winter Olympics men’s 50k cross-country event, which had already been reduced to 30k due to extreme temperatures and high winds. Apparently this

This is a video of a man who lives somewhere cold in the winter (I’m a master detective) trying to open the frozen door handle of his truck. Things do not go according to plan, that plan being opening the door without event. Now I’m all for giving people a

Because some news networks aren’t afraid to tackle truly hard-hitting stories, this is a video from Toronto News CP24 featuring an interview with young resident Carter Trozzolo, who’s exhausted from shoveling snow all morning. He says not only did he shovel his own house, but also the homes of neighbors