This is an example of one of the handblown borosilicate glass octopus wine decanters crafted by Josh DeWall of Chicago-based Ignite Glass Studios. You can get a 500mL version for $600, or a 750mL version (which holds a full bottle of wine) for $950. So, you know, not as cheap

Because if you’re going to do something, you should do it with flair, this is a short video of a man demonstrating how to open a soda bottle with a bang via a quick palm strike. And since I’m convinced I can do everything I watch in a Youtube video,

This is a set of hand-painted gaming dice created by die maker Live And Let Dice, inspired by the cherry blossom covered minty cans of AriZona Green Tea with Ginseng and Honey. A single D20 die will set you back $42, and a full set of D4,D6,D8,D10,D10%,D12, and D20 will

Because nothing quite captures the essence of a Christmas holiday like drunk family members fighting with one another over politics/long-standing family feuds/who farted, this is a wine bottle Christmas tree. The tree holds 60 bottles of argument fuel and costs $300 on Amazon. Although I’m pretty sure it’s actually intended

This is Vino, a corkscrew/bottle opener combo designed by Adi Kafri for OTOTO Studio (available here on Amazon for $23) that looks like a little bat. The bat’s wings move up and down as a bottle is opened and the cork is pulled out. Speaking of — I think I’ll

This is a four minute timelapse video of a glass of soda with a lemon over the course of 105 days. It looks like things really start to get delicious around the one week mark, and just keep getting more and more delectable from there. I’ll take a sip of

This is the $12 Magic Tap, a battery operated automatic drink dispenser “with a universal cap that fits most containers” so you can dispense milk or juice or anything else from a large-mouth bottle with the press of your glass against its lever. That way you don’t even have to

These are a couple videos of le pianococktail, an upright piano modified by Voël Martin to dispense different juices and liquors into a waiting glass as different piano keys are pressed as its played. Heck yeah, play me a margarita! *drinks whole glass entirely too quickly* Mmmm, play it again,