What the hell are you?!
Rarely Seen Orange Dumbo Octopus Spotted By Submersible

Seen here looking like there’s no way you can tell me that’s not an alien (it looks just like Boba Fett’s ship!), a rarely seen orange Dumbo octopus is filmed by the unmanned undersea rover E/V Nautilus. The octopus was captured casually cruising along all by its lonesome at a depth of 1,400 meters (4593 feet, ~9/10ths of a mile). That is DEEP. Would my p3n1s still touch the bottom if I was peeing off the side of a boat? No question, AND crush the remains of a sunken pirate ship.