Note: Several loud curse words spoken in human English and not chicken.

This is a video of a man feeding his chickens (including the impeckable Birdie Sanders) when Kyle the rooster attacks him because (I assume) Kyle is hopped up on Monster Energy and wants all the feed for himself. Apparently this was Kyle’s first attack, and now he has a whole Youtube channel dedicated to him. Is that promoting his bad behavior? Yes. Also, what did you expect naming him Kyle? Let me guess — he loves to punch holes in drywall too? Really, this is just as much your bad as it is his. You should have named him Henry. I’ve never had a Henry throw a BMX bike at me before.