This is a video of Youtuber and eater of things tzuyang쯔양 casually polishing off 100 plates of sushi from a sushi conveyor belt, all in one sitting. For reference, I think my record might be around eight plates, which would have probably only been four if my girlfriend hadn’t already

These are a couple shots of a triggerfish that appears to have human lips and teeth. Some more info while I call Ursula on my conch shell phone and demand answers: “This mouthy triggerfish was reportedly caught in Malaysia. According to National Geographic, triggerfish “use very tough teeth and jaws

This is a video of Youtuber Shawn Woods catching a mole that’s been digging up his yard and placing it in a custom built ‘mole farm’ to see how it digs. SPOILER: Hard and fast. Of course the soil in there isn’t compacted at all so it makes for some

This is a short video of a paradise tree snake (Chrysopelea paradisi) with strips of reflective tape around its body launching itself off a tree branch and traveling some 30-feet horizontally while in the air, thanks to a complex series of undulations. Some more info while I undulate all sexy-like

These are a few shots of the aftermath of student Donna Porée returning to her near-university apartment after quarantining with her husband for three months. As you can see, the bag of potatoes she forgot about decided to try to claim the place, squatter’s rights style, even powering their way

This is a video of a raccoon using its freaky little humanlike hands to steal cat food from underneath a deck while two kittens eat. Those little hands are nuts. FUN FACT: Did you know that, contrary to what so-called “scientists” would have you believe, raccoons are actually human’s closest

These are a few renderings of a realistic Toad as imagined by 3-D artist Miguel Vasquez.  Obviously, this is not the face you want to be thinking about when you’re trying to fall asleep at night.  Or the hairy nipples.  Granted you don’t want to be thinking about me when

  This is ‘CONCATENATION2 OLYMPIC GAMES’ (along with his original ‘CONCATENATION’), an experimental video from editor Donato Sansone that seamlessly blends different Olympic athletes into one another in a manner that made both my head and eyes hurt. Does anybody have any Advil? “Settle for a boner pill?” Would I!