NOTE: Screaming, surprise wedgie. This is some home security cam footage of a woman climbing off a kitchen countertop (presumably after visiting her Girl Scout Cookie stash) when her underwear gets caught on a cabinet knob, giving her an atomic wedgie. That scream — my goodness. I’ve only heard a

This is a cooly shot video of a guy on a snowmobile unknowingly showing us all what happens when your snowmobile belt breaks while in speedy use. SPOILER: A suddens stop and Superman over the handlebars, immediately followed by eating shit. Or snow rather — eating snow. Possibly yellow snow

This is a video from WIRED of delightful trauma surgeon Annie Onishi giving a breakdown of all thirty of Harry and Marv’s injuries from Home Alone and Home Alone II: Lost in New York, discussing in detail the actual damage that would have been done to them as a result.

Because watching people hurt themselves doing things they shouldn’t be is one of life’s little gifts, this is a short video of a woman attempting to do God-knows-what with a pull-up bar and definitely not doing it, pulling the bar down behind her back and becoming way too familiar with

♬ Because you can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you find, you get what you deserve ♬, this is a video of a man trying to break a large limb from a dead tree and Mother Nature exacting her revenge on him. I particularly like

This is a video of some kid bragging about owning the Death Star LEGO set, then trying to chug a can of sparkling water without burping (a TikTok challenge). And things go according to plan, provided that plan was to panic halfway through the can, spit up a little bit,

This is a video of a very amateur or possibly even whatever is below very amateur golfer practicing his tee-off and driving a ball right into his own eye, with some people cheering for Tiger Woods audio added for extra comedic effect. Now I’m not saying this guy should probably