This is some footage from the 2017 Iowa State Fair’s husband calling contest, in which wives compete by calling their husbands. Not on the phone, mind you — by yelling. The winner takes home a ribbon, five bucks, but, most importantly, bragging rights, which are invaluable. I may not have

This is a video of some countryfolk presumably filming the climax of a low budget Dukes Of Hazzard fan film to play at the next line dance and launching a convertible off a ramp into a giant mud puddle they made just for the occasion. Obviously, I’m more than a

You know what your underwear drawer has been missing? A nudie magazine tucked away at the bottom. Also: a pair of inflatable beach ball underwear. Thankfully, Etsy seller CandyCoatedSqueaks has you covered with these made-to-order Inflatable PVC Plastic Beach Ball Underwear/Shorts. The beach ballers, presumably made to satisfy some sort

This is a video of two girls watching a ferret run in its sleep at the Museum Of Discovery in Fort Collins, Colorado when one of them spots a human hand in the exhibit. The girl filming says it’s just the reflection of her hand in the mirror, and the

As reader TheQiwiMan pointed me to in the comments of the recent John Denver ‘Leaving On A Jet Plane’/Nirvana ‘Heart-Shaped Box’ mashup that fellow reader atheistgirl was kind enough to point out I’d already posted previously because my brain is an inextinguishable dumpster fire, this is the latest effort from

Old dogs: maybe you really can teach them new tricks. Take this video of Scooby Doo spotted driving the gang’s Jeep Mystery Machine for instance. But can he parallel park? Also, can the driver see well out of that mask? I’m really hoping it was custom made and the whole

Because this is the internet and the internet never stops, well, internetting, this is a video of musician André Antunes adding some heavy metal accompaniment to hog calling competitions at the Illinois and Iowa State Fairs. André really does a fantastic job, which is even more impressive when you consider

So I’m back from a self-imposed 35 day stint in rehab with no internet or smartphone access (I was allowed three 5-minute landline calls a week). The first three weeks felt like a 21-day panic attack but in the end it was just what I needed to really work on