As reader TheQiwiMan pointed me to in the comments of the recent John Denver ‘Leaving On A Jet Plane’/Nirvana ‘Heart-Shaped Box’ mashup that fellow reader atheistgirl was kind enough to point out I’d already posted previously because my brain is an inextinguishable dumpster fire, this is the latest effort from

Old dogs: maybe you really can teach them new tricks. Take this video of Scooby Doo spotted driving the gang’s Jeep Mystery Machine for instance. But can he parallel park? Also, can the driver see well out of that mask? I’m really hoping it was custom made and the whole

Because this is the internet and the internet never stops, well, internetting, this is a video of musician André Antunes adding some heavy metal accompaniment to hog calling competitions at the Illinois and Iowa State Fairs. André really does a fantastic job, which is even more impressive when you consider

So I’m back from a self-imposed 35 day stint in rehab with no internet or smartphone access (I was allowed three 5-minute landline calls a week). The first three weeks felt like a 21-day panic attack but in the end it was just what I needed to really work on

Note: Watch your volume, man reacting to giant spider in car. This is a dashcam video from (where else?) Australia of a giant huntsman spider making an appearance while a driver desperately tries to maintain his composure at 96km/h (~60MPH) and not crash into anything. Kudos to him too, because

Because humanity is rapidly approaching its expiration date (use by, not best by), these are Wet Pants Denim, real jeans you can buy that make it look like you pissed yourself, but are actually dry to the touch (the illusion is created via dyeing, not to be confused with dying

Because fashion died long before my childhood guinea pig, these are the very unfortunate Double Waists Cut-out Jeans created by designers Wang Wei and Tim Shi for MARRKNULL that feature one waistband at the hips and another at the ankles that limits movement so you walk like a penguin. Plus

This is Oxford University sociology graduate student Sarah Brand’s ‘Red Dress’, a song she wrote and performs along with an accompanying music video she also directed, produced, choreographed, and edited. It’s, uh, it’s a banger. I mean provided you believe everyone with the courage to sing karaoke deserves a record