Cats: they’re born rulers. And what better way to demonstrate their sovereignty than forcing their owner to build them forts? This is a video of Chris Burton of Half-Asleep Chris (I’m 95% Asleep Jack) building ten different forts for his cats Ralph and Bella using (in order): cardboard shipping tubes,

This is a video of tuxedo cat Gus catching a ride on his caretaker grannysday’s walker as she takes it for a spin around the room. Apparently Gus insists on a ride whenever she uses the walker, which should come to no surprise to anybody who’s ever had a cat

Because there’s a minimum of two of everybody (I spotted one of my doppelgängers at a reggae concert in college and went to fight him to the death but lost him in the crowd), this is a video of a tuxedo cat meeting its LEGO twin and…doing whatever it does

This is a video of black cat Odo (who’s just an F and R short of being a Hobbit, but still eight members short of a ring fellowship) scratching a record on a turntable like a DJ. Honestly, his performance was actually better than some I’ve paid to see. It’s

These are a couple videos of the insanely detailed luxury condo and food market that Chinese engineer Xing Zhilei built for the family pets. The condo includes luxury accommodations for their dog and cats, as well as rooms for their hamster and jumping spider. That’s wild, and certainly one dog

This is a short video of studio musician Martin Motnik using an electric guitar to mimic the meows his cat makes. I smell a duet! Or is that the surprise turd your cat left in the bed because you didn’t give it what it wanted when it wanted it? You

This is a video of an Australian Shepherd named Promise performing a number of household chores around the house, including making the bed, feeding the cats, vacuuming, loading the dishwasher, and doing laundry. Promise’s caretaker Mary says the clever girl isn’t actually tasked with performing the chores while she’s away,

This is a video of a pet sulcata tortoise named Seamus (aka the Bulldozer and The Crazy Dinosaur on TikTok) vigorously humping a basketball when he decides to bring his new girlfriend inside to meet the family and attempts to come through the dog door. Meanwhile, the family’s actual dog