This is a short slow-motion video of a boxer (dog, not puncher) leaping up the porch stairs in a single bound while clearly running from the po-po parked on the curb. I’ve never even seen that person’s yard, let alone shit in it! So graceful. If there were a dog

Because the internet can be both alive with of wonder and a clogged public toilet simultaneously just like Schrödinger’s cat, this is ‘The Pictures Of Fat Dogs Metal Song’ created by musician Frazee Wooster. It’s a heavy metal song about chonky dogs. My dogs? My dogs are neither overweight nor

This is a short video of a pet tortoise showing off its fancy Venusaur Pokemon costume. What a cutie! If only the person filming had spent as much time planning the video as they had making the costume maybe it wouldn’t look like it was filmed with the Motorola pager

Because everybody needs a hobby and why not one that includes your pets, cat owner Rémy Vicarini 3D prints various helmets for his feline friend Cathode. This is a LEGO knight helmet and motorcycle helmet here, but below are videos of Rémy making a functional Iron Man helmet, bicycle helmet,

This is is a video of a woman controlling the dimmer on a touch sensitive wolf lamp by tapping her cat’s nose, who happens to have a foot touching the lamp base, making it a conductive kitty. Some more info about the incident while I boop all my pets’ noses

This is a video of Cornelius the dog grazing on grass with his dear deer friends. Some more info about the trio while I wish I had somebody to spend lunch with instead of eating in my car alone, first in the Burger King parking lot, then Taco Bell’s. Cornelius

This is some Ring security cam footage of a dog briefly demonstrating its parkour skills at a backyard party, presumably to garner the attention of the women there. I feel you, dog. Reminds me of the time I went to a party and tried to impress the ladies by performing

Karma: sometimes it’s instant, and sometimes it plays the long con. Although in the case of Lulu and Dexter here, it’s instant, because Dexter accidentally traps himself under a plastic bin while moving in for the serial kill. Or was that Lulu? My point is this: karma always catches up