Because some tow companies are better than others, this is a video of the New York Police Department dragging an SUV out of an intersection following an accident. I can only assume if the car wasn’t already totalled, it certainly is now. Honestly, I’m surprised they didn’t just blow it

Because the future looks bleak, this is a video of a Xiaomi Cyberdog with a loudspeaker mounted on (read: taped to) its back patrolling the streets of Shanghai and broadcasting a COVID lockdown announcement. The Cyberdog, not to be confused with Boston Dynamics’ Spot, is able to navigate the city

This is some security cam footage of some dirtbag attempting to rob a man’s Chevy Silverado in the Metairie neighborhood of New Orleans when they’re unpleasantly surprised by a flashbang the owner rigged to go off in the event somebody does breaks in. Apparently the man has had his truck

This is a video of a boat built by Hard Drive Marine with its custom MaxGate that uses two robotic feet to pull itself ashore. It can also be used in reverse to return the boat to the water. Pretty cool. Probably also pretty expensive. Still, now you won’t have

Because apparently there are actually people out there who are convinced hot tub delivery is a one-man job, this is a video of a man attempting to unload a hot tub from a trailer solo and things going about as well as you’d expect. I don’t get it, at the

This is a video of a man doing his best impression of drunk me snacking on the sofa and demonstrating a clever peanut butter and crackers eating hack: scooping peanut butter on both sides of a knife, then sticking it to a cracker, then flipping it over and sticking it

Because you don’t know until you try, the Trentham Monkey Forest in Stafford, England hired Marvin Gaye impersonator David Largie to sing to their endangered Barbary macaques in an attempt to get them in the mood for loving>/a>. I mean we are both primates, what works for humans must work

In faith in humanity restoration news, this is a video of a foursome covering a woman’s Audi convertible with a tent during a downpour at the Palafox Market in Pensacola, Florida. The good samaritans are the folks behind Big Jerk Soda Co. (who are anything but!), who were vending at