This is the ‘Jetpack Pick Me Up Inflatable Costume’ created by Morph-Costumes and available on Amazon for $60. You know as a kid I figured by Halloween 2020 we’d be trick-or-treating with ACTUAL jetpacks on, blasting off from door to door to visit as many houses as possible while avoiding

Because who has the space for a whole tree, this is ‘The Against The Wall Christmas Tree’ available from purveyor of things nobody really needs Hammacher Schlemmer for $250. It’s available pre-lit with all white lights or multicolored. Would a full tree cost $500? We may never know. Or care.

This is one of the $1,900 tiny 9.9-millimeter (I lied in the title like a no-good son of a gun) Rubik’s Cubes going on sale in Japan to celebrate the 40th anniversary of the toy being sold in the country. And, I think we can all agree, what a way

Because fall y’all, these are the White Winter Ceramic Holiday Mugs from Fun Express (nothing brings fun quicker than a mug!). A set of four 16-ounce mugs costs $24 on Amazon and man, I thought my friends were bad but those are some ugly mugs. Obviously, the only place they’re

In news that’s sure to disappoint anybody with $300 of disposable income, Home Depot quickly sold out of the 12 ft. Giant-Sized Skeleton with LifeEyes from Home Accents. The $300 skeletons include LCD animated eyes for extra spooks and are unfortunately only available from dirty, price-gouging resellers on Amazon and

This is the 5-piece hand-knit Yoda costume for infants made by Fenbo and available on Amazon ($23 +$5 shipping). That seems like a good deal for something that was hand-knit, I hope they’re compensating the knitters fairly. Of course this isn’t an officially licensed product, so maybe they’re just passing

This is the 3D printed xenomorph alien skull iPhone X/6/6S/7/8 case made and sold by Etsy shop Nvrlndesign. It costs $75 and none of the photos show the phone head-on or from the rear. I would have liked to have seen those shots specifically to aid in my purchase decision,

This is the Han Solo in carbonite waffle maker manufactured and sold by Pangea ($54 on Amazon). According to the Amazon reviews, it makes very thick waffles that take extra time to cook. I’m okay with that. After all *carefully adding giant circular boobs to stick figure painting* perfection takes