Haha! Know what it is? I bet you do, you’re a smart cookie. Not the best tasting, but smart. You know, I actually bought two boxes of Girl Scout Cookies yesterday: one box of Somoas (aka Caramel deLites), and one box of the new Adventurfuls (delicious), and now I have

The internet: that’s where we are in case you forgot. It’s like your and my secret little meeting place. See — I even carved our initials into this boner pill ad. I’ve tried them, they work. This is a punk cover of the Pee-Wee’s Playhouse theme song (originally performed by

Because some people on the internet are sicker than others, this is another music video from Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), this time reimagining Disturbed’s angsty ‘Down With The Sickness’ into a doo-wop ditty (ditty dum ditty do). I’m really not sure what to even say except OH AH

Because ‘you should really get a hobby’ means different things to different people, this is a video of ‘Seven Nation Army’ by The White Stripes being performed by a small seven-member army of googly-eyed electric toothbrushes, printers, credit card receipt printers, and a clothes iron (which I mistook for a

This is a video of Algar the Bard performing a medieval bardcore cover of Metallica’s 1988 banger ‘One’. 1988? Good lord I feel old, and I’m not even the undead warlock I’m always pretended to be. You know, I was just listening to Algar’s version and reading the lyrics, “Darkness

Because you don’t know until you try, the Trentham Monkey Forest in Stafford, England hired Marvin Gaye impersonator David Largie to sing to their endangered Barbary macaques in an attempt to get them in the mood for loving>/a>. I mean we are both primates, what works for humans must work

The Meat Loaf has left the building. I remember listening to Bat Out Of Hell regularly growing up because my dad had it on a CD in the six-disc changer in the trunk of the Lincoln Town Car. I wasn’t particularly in love with it all at the time (although

This is a video of music student Matthew Van Ness (of the Loch clan presumably) performing the Halo theme by previously recording himself performing 100 different parts of the song, then mix-tracking them all together. That is impressive. For reference, I would have come up with the idea, said I