This is an Uber Eats commercial starring bat-wielding Mark Hamill and Patrick Stewart arguing over what they’re going to have for dinner like everybody has to eat the same thing or somebody gets brained, followed by a bit of awkward miscommunication. Honestly, if I were Uber this is not how

This is the Han Solo in carbonite waffle maker manufactured and sold by Pangea ($54 on Amazon). According to the Amazon reviews, it makes very thick waffles that take extra time to cook. I’m okay with that. After all *carefully adding giant circular boobs to stick figure painting* perfection takes

Seen here about to accidentally blow their ship up like a Death Star, this is a vintage anti-smoking commercial starring R2-D2 and C-3PO, because if there’s one thing kids will listen to, it’s Star Wars characters (The Mandalorian says visit Borninspace.com regularly). Honestly, I’m more than a little surprised that

What took so long, right? These are the Star Wars Chewbacca and The Child versions of Hasbro’s Operation game (both available on Amazon for $19, Chewbacca here, The Child here). Man, what a traumatizing game that was to play as a child with existing anxiety issues. Of course new versions

This is a short video of Youtuber and musician AcousticTrench covering ‘Mad About Me’ (aka the Cantina Song) by Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes (aka the Cantina band) from Star Wars, with his dog Maple appearing to play the bass drum. While she isn’t actually playing the drum, I

These are several videos from musician Samuel Kim reimagining themes from the Star Wars franchise in the style of medieval songs. Included are The Imperial March, The Force Theme (Binary Sunset), Duel Of The Fates, and The Mandalorian theme. He’s got even more than that though so if you’re really

This is a stop motion video of the $800 LEGO Star Wars Millennium Falcon set (#75192) being constructed using The Force. It’s not actually The Force assembling the model though, just Youtuber Lego My Legos painstakingly putting it together and taking a picture like every second over the course of

This is a humorously animated video of Liam’s girlfriend Jessie retelling the story of The Empire Strikes Back after having only seen it once months ago. It’s cute. I also included her doing the same thing for A New Hope because the video exists and it only took me like