Seen here looking more like a caricature of a person than an actual person, this is a video of impassioned Lincoln, Nebraska resident Andrew Christensen arguing to the town council that boneless chicken wings are a misnomer and should be renamed immediately to avoid further confusion. His argument while I

This is a video of freestyle rollerblade (inline skate) world champion Vasilisa Maslova doing her thing. In this case, a ‘toe back cristie full line,’ which in layman’s terms appears to be a backwards slalom performed on the toe wheel of one skate. I rolled my ankle just looking at

This is a Guinness World Record video about Joseph Grisamore, who is the current record holder for world’s tallest full mohawk, with his impressive hawk pointing 108.2cm (~42.6-inches) skyward. Will he make it to four feet?! Only time will tell. Joe says it takes he and his wife about an

This is a three minute video of guitarist John Johnson (creative parents) improving his ability from the age of 15 to 25. That’s *counting on fingers* eight and a half years. “Ten.” It’s called a shop accident, you gonna hold that against me? 

Note: Check your volume, wind. This is a video of a man who’s clearly no stranger to trying hard and believing in himself performing a flawless butt slide exit from a bit of barefoot water skiing, coasting perfectly to the lakeshore. You know, I tried to do something similar on

This is a video of backwards spelling extraordinaire Pam Onnen setting the Guinness World Record for most words spelling backwards in one minute with a staggering 56, beating the previous record held by somebody who surprisingly wasn’t her by 16. That’s almost one word a second! From what I could

This is a video of Minnesotan dentist Christopher Dens setting the unofficial world record for tallest stilts worn while waterskiing, with some 11-footers. There’s also a compilation video of all the fails it took while practicing to finally achieve the feat. Cool, but he should have made some custom jeans

This is a video of Shen Xiaoshi of China setting the Guinness World Record for most bowling balls stacked vertically, successfully balancing ten balls on top of each other before the tower collapses when he tried to add an eleventh. I think I speak for everyone here when I say