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This is a video of a man who’s clearly no stranger to trying hard and believing in himself performing a flawless butt slide exit from a bit of barefoot water skiing, coasting perfectly to the lakeshore. You know, I tried to do something similar on a Slip n’ Slide once. “What happened?” Hit a rock, tore my butt up. I actually have thr– “You do not have three butt cheeks now.” I’d show you but the last time I did I got kicked out of the restaurant.