This is a short video of Porkchop (sandwiches?!) getting a little help from his owner to retract his extra-long tongue. Some more info while I try to touch my nose with my tongue and my girlfriend wonders if I’m trying to be sexual or just have crumbs in my mustache:

This is a video of Aries the rescue cat, who, due to malformed joints in his back legs, appears to walk like a spider. I don’t know about you, but that’s one spider I’d gladly welcome into my home. Aries appears to be completely aware of his disability. In fact,

Seen here doing its best Solid Snake impression from Metal Gear Solid, this is a video of a puppy running around in circles after overturning its toy bin on itself. At first I thought it was just a really shitty Roomba. It’s not though, it’s a dog under a toy

This is a video from a GoPro belonging to Slovakian nature photographer Victor Čech, who noticed the camera wasn’t where he had originally set it up, and, upon watching the footage (like he wasn’t going to anyways), discovered a litter of baby foxes had been playing with. Foxes, am I

This is a video of Midnight providing a clear example of what happens when you’re last in line when God is handing out the typically standard-issue nimble cat package. I like how he knocks over all the pictures, then goes back and knocks over more. That’s dedication. I wonder how

This is a video of an only hours-old baby lamb chatting it up with TikTok user Brittney Schroder. Wait — what happened to Mary? Is she okay? Did she….pass? I guess she must have been pretty old if my mom was singing to me about her when I was a

Because children (and most adults, honestly) are often ignorant to the ways of the world, this is a video of a dog showing a puppy where the doggy door is so it stops scratching at the sliding glass human door and can let itself inside and outside whenever it needs

This is a video of Uncle Ike the sulcata tortoise loving on an only hours-old newborn baby goat. How precious is that? Such cuties. Unfortuantely, when reached for comment about the heartwarming moment, the hare said Ike would still have to forfeit the race for not showing up.  Thanks