This is some home security cam footage from Old MacDonald’s place of a goat that knows how to open doors opening the front door so he and his other goat, chicken, and alpaca friends can head inside to break stuff and eat all the houseplants and poop everywhere. My kind

Because leafy greens are dangerous, this is a video of a cat smacking a forkful of salad from its owners hand before the human can poison itself. Good kitty! Me? I actually like salad. But really only Ambrosia and fruit salads. You know, it’s weird they’re not on the menu

NOTE: Screaming, surprise wedgie. This is some home security cam footage of a woman climbing off a kitchen countertop (presumably after visiting her Girl Scout Cookie stash) when her underwear gets caught on a cabinet knob, giving her an atomic wedgie. That scream — my goodness. I’ve only heard a

This is a video of a man bringing a sandwich outside for a little al fresco dining action when heavy winds blow his sandwich apart piece by piece, with a slice of salami even getting stuck to his friend’s leg. For reference, I usually tape my salami to my leg

This is a video of a Tennessee cheerleader attempting to retrieve a giant cardboard ‘O’ (from ‘VOLS’, camouflaged a bit on painted floor) left on the court during a recent NCAA basketball game against Arkansas. I like the play-by-play by the announcers. You’d think the cheerleaders, or at least somebody

This is a short video of a Starbucks barista attempting to heave a heavy bag of coffee beans over her shoulder Santa Clause style, and the bag taking her to the ground with it like a professional wrestler. Hey — at least she got them over her shoulder, I’ll give

NOTE: KEEP YOUR VOLUME DOWN, SCREAMING. This is a video of video game streamer Critikal (who looks like a cartoon in the screencap) trying to polish off a boss in Elden Ring when a wasp starts attacking him, presumably because it had grown close to the boss and didn’t want

This is a video of a woman in a beautiful pair of red boots living her best life until she mistakes a pool for ground she can walk on and takes an accidental dip. Jesus did it better. Still, that is unfortunate. But only for her, because I felt quite