Because what is life in Florida if not a very realistic simulation of Grand Theft Auto, this is some police helicopter camera footage from Fort Myers of a van thief abandoning the vehicle, then performing a flip off of a 50-foot bridge into the Caloosahatchee River in order to evade

This is a video captured from a BBQ restaurant in Lexington, North Carolina, where a 40-pound propane tank in the bed of a truck tipped over, began leaking, caught fire, then exploded. This is the fire and explosion part of the action, which is definitely the most exciting part. Thankfully,

In terrifying news, this is a video captured by a motorist in Fairmont, Minnesota of a bunch of train tanker cars carrying ethanol derailing and rolling over at a traffic crossing, causing a chain/train reaction of other tankers rolling over. For reference, that is very scary. Still — was the

Because cats can understand everything and absolutely nothing at all simultaneously (see: Schrödinger’s cat), this is a video of tuxedo cat Mr. Peyton repeatedly getting startled and flinching every time a computer printer spits out a little more paper. And I don’t blame him, printers can be scary. Especially when

Because exercise is dangerous and should be avoided, this is a video of a woman presumably training for some sort of World’s Strongest competition and having a lifting stone roll off the questionably constructed pedestal and onto her head/shoulder. That looks like it hurt. It also sounded like it hurt.

What will undoubtedly be considered the greatest opus of Australian artist Jason Sank, these life-size catmen were made using actual cat hair he collected from a groomer. Some more info about these modern Davids while I hack up a furball: Sank sculpted the fur over chicken wire forms he built

This is a video of a clearly agitated cobra guarding a door in Ghorahi, Nepal. How fast it tries to strike at the beginning of the video — that’s terrifying. I don’t care what sort of loot that cobra is guarding in the house, I’m not going in there. “Not

Note: Video contains some entirely appropriate but still colorful language. Driving: it’s a dangerous activity. Especially after getting t-boned by a truck and the truck driver doesn’t even realize it and just keeps going. Did you drink 5-Hour Energy or 5-Hour Oblivion? I wonder what the person in the car