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Well, despite my offer to let this site go in a similar deal, Elon Musk decided to buy Twitter instead, in a move that will undoubtedly add fuel to this burning dumpster fire we call the internet. Help contribute to the last beacon of hope in the blaze and consider contributing to the BornInSpace Hope For A Better Internet Fund by joining our Patreon or making a one-time contribution via PayPal at [email protected]. I was avoiding posting this but I ran out of boner pills and I use them (mostly) to stay awake and avoid crashing into any asteroids. I’ve been up for four days straight, and had a boner for at least twice as long. Time in deep space is funny, you know — without a sun rising and setting you lose all track of time, which I just discovered isn’t a valid excuse for forgetting your girlfriend’s birthday. You live and learn. Or, you live and don’t learn, and get stabbed come next April 26th. Thanks for all your help, I really do appreciate it. Now lift the cover and push that big red button over there and let’s see what happens!