This is a video of mountain biker WolfPack Adventures providing a high speed tour of the Green Hill Bike Park in Schmallenberg, Germany. The rider says it’s the most unique bike park he’s ever ridden, and it shows — those trails are wild. And in the heavy fog it looks like he’s racing towards Silent Hill. No thank you, Mr. Pyramid Head! Also, if this had been me I would probably still be there trying to find all my teeth in the leaves.

This is a video highlighting the cushy lives of rescued prairie dogs Pablo and Pedro, who were surrendered by someone who bought them as pets not realizing how much work they’d be. Well now they’re living the dream with caretaker Sarah and “Yahoo!” all the time. Did you know prairie dogs “Yahoo!” as a form of greeting? I did not. But now that I do it’s all I can think about. I wonder if they got that from Mario, or if Mario got it from them? And how do I find out, because I’m not going to be able to sleep tonight until I know. “Mario says ‘Wahoo,’ not ‘Yahoo.'” YOU’RE A LIFESAVER.

Because dream it and you can at least try to achieve it even if you don’t like these guys, this is a video from the car lovers (nice bumper, yow yow!) at Overdrive handbrake turning their way into increasingly smaller parallel parking spots in an attempt to beat the world record of 8cm (3.15 inches) set by a stunt driver. They do not beat that record, but do hit that Audi a lot trying, so there’s that. Me? I can fit into spots even smaller than my truck because I drive a 1992 Ford F-250 with no license plates and a devil-may-care attitude.

This is a video from RED SIDE visualizing and comparing the speeds of various aircraft, beginning with incredibly slow planes like the Wright Flyer (30MPH) and ending with modern jets like the SR-71 Blackbird (2,500MPH). And to think the Wright Flyer first took to the sky only 120 years ago. We sure have come a long way, haven’t we? Next stop? WARP SPEED. “How fast is warp speed?” Face meltingly fast. Like your face will literally melt off and you will die because your brain is boiling. Highway to the danger zone, baby!

This is a video highlighting the latest interation of the Tesla Bot, a 5’8″, 125-pound humanoid robot developed by the electric car giant. The robots are powered by the same AI as the driver assistance programming found in Tesla vehicles. Currently, the bots are capable of roaming untethered to explore and memorize their surroundings, manipulate objects, and lift up to 45-pounds. The “ultimate goal is for Tesla Bot to handle dangerous, repetitive and boring tasks like providing manufacturing assistance in factories.” That’s respectable, but these things still have a long way to go to catch up with those robot from Boston Dynamics. Those things are like Terminators compared to these. Boston Dynamics’ Atlas is doing flips and throwing heavy tool bags, these look like they’re terrified to even walk. And I don’t blame them, I could take ten of these in a fight at the same time, easy.

This is a video of drummer, comedian, and Zelda super fan Josh Harmon very impressively recreating sound effects from The Legend Of Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom using his percussion instruments, plus a brick, rock, and a baseball cap. Most impressive. If I didn’t know better I’d swear Josh was the foley artist responsible for making these sound effects for the game. And I certainly don’t know any better, so I’ll be scouring the entire 40 minutes of end credits for his name.

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