Realizing maybe there’s some truth to the age-old idiom strength in numbers (and horned tonnage), this is a video of a deer running into the middle of a herd of bison to avoid a coyote in Yellowstone National Park. That’s smart. Even smarter? Dressing up like a coyote so it thinks you’re one of them, then stabbing it in its sleep. That’s what I would have done. “It’s amazing you’ve survived so long as a human, you wouldn’t last a day in the animal kingdom.” David Attenborough, my childhood hero! “That’s Sir David Attenborough to you.” You’re breaking my heart, Dave!

Note: Some appropriate cursing, triple bogie.

This is a video of a golfer attempting to chipochet (that’s chip + ricochet) his way out from right in front of a large boulder and the ball, after a very brief visit back to the course, returns to where it started. That sucks for him. “You don’t understand, I live here now,” I imagine the ball trying to explain to him while he attempts break a club over his knee, requiring immediate medical attention.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees he should have smacked that ball like he was swinging for a home run. That was his problem.

Because even Usher has birthdays, this is a video of multiple limbo-related world record holder Shemika Campbell limboing under a pole the height of a champagne bottle (it’s resting on the tops of two champagne bottles) carrying a drink tray in each hand, WITH drinks, to celebrate the singer’s birthday. Holy smokes. And when I say holy smokes I mean HOLY SMOKES, like the cigarettes the Pope smokes with God.

@iamqueenshemika_ It was such a pleasure performing at @Usher Raymond’s birthday party lastnight 🥳🥳🥳 I had a blast #limboqueen #usher #fyp #viral #limbo ♬ original sound – Shemika Campbell

@iamqueenshemika_ Reply to @queentulip44 I’m soooo flattered @Jermaine Dupri Thank you for sharing #limboqueen #usher #viral #birthday #lasvegas #fyp #trinidadandtobago #flexible #talent ♬ original sound – Shemika Campbell

Because soon all sports will be played entirely by robots, this is a video of Google’s i-S2R ping pong playing robot completing a 4-minute, 340-shot rally with a human before it nets a ball because clearly there’s still work to be done. That’s cool, but why did they name it i-S2R and not Forrest Clunk? Hire me, Google, I could really work wonders in your naming department. I mean you do have a naming department, don’t you? No? Well that’s your first problem. Your second problem is I’m not its creative director with an office with a private bathroom. *shrug* I do my best thinking on the can, usually after my legs have gone numb.

Note: Check your volume, yelling.

Because Mother Nature is everywhere and she’s pissed, this is some helmet-cam footage from a climber in Japan being attacked by a bear. If you watch the footage closely you may notice the bear has a cub with it, so it probably felt it was actually being attacked by the climber being too close to its bear-child. If I’ve learned anything from my time here on earth, it’s everything is almost always a person’s fault. “I f***ed up.” Yes you did, Goldilocks, yes you did.

Keep going for the video, actual attack at 1:00.

Hopefully named Johnny 5 Appleseed or its creators completely blew it, this is a video of a robotic apple harvester picking about 30 apples in a minute, using the latest in apple-identifying technology and its six suction-cupped hands to get the job done. That’s cool. For reference, I’ve never actually picked an apple, although I did convince Eve to pick one for me once. The rest…is history.