Note: Check your volume, yelling.

Because Mother Nature is everywhere and she’s pissed, this is some helmet-cam footage from a climber in Japan being attacked by a bear. If you watch the footage closely you may notice the bear has a cub with it, so it probably felt it was actually being attacked by the climber being too close to its bear-child. If I’ve learned anything from my time here on earth, it’s everything is almost always a person’s fault. “I f***ed up.” Yes you did, Goldilocks, yes you did.

Keep going for the video, actual attack at 1:00.