Because soon all sports will be played entirely by robots, this is a video of Google’s i-S2R ping pong playing robot completing a 4-minute, 340-shot rally with a human before it nets a ball because clearly there’s still work to be done. That’s cool, but why did they name it i-S2R and not Forrest Clunk? Hire me, Google, I could really work wonders in your naming department. I mean you do have a naming department, don’t you? No? Well that’s your first problem. Your second problem is I’m not its creative director with an office with a private bathroom. *shrug* I do my best thinking on the can, usually after my legs have gone numb.
