The 90’s, what can I say — I lived through them. Or, I should say, I survived through them, because I’m not sure what I was doing could be considered living. What I’m doing now either. This is a half hour mashup medley of 600 songs that were released from 1990-1999, moving from year to year chronologically. It’s a real trip down memory lane. A trip I’m thankful I didn’t offer to contribute any gas money for. I’m kidding, the 90’s were hands-down the best decade for music and the entire music industry has only gotten progressively worse since DAMMIT, GET OFF MY LAWN.

This is a video of a woman in a beautiful pair of red boots living her best life until she mistakes a pool for ground she can walk on and takes an accidental dip. Jesus did it better. Still, that is unfortunate. But only for her, because I felt quite fortunate watching, like I just won the lottery. I mean, at least as much as a person can feel like they just won the lottery knowing they’re going to be having store-brand Golden Grahams for dinner night.

Thanks again to JustA, who agrees walking on water is best left to the professionals.

This is a clip from BBC Earth’s Seven Worlds, One Planet narrated by the man, the myth, the legend David Attenborough featuring a millions-strong school of grey mullet passing along Florida’s coast in the shallows to avoid deep-water predators on their way to their spawning grounds (technically spawning waters). Then some 6-foot long, 220lb tarpon start sneaking around on their sides so the mullet can’t see their shiny flanks and start a feeding frenzy. Soon after, blacktip sharks and pelicans join the fray. Thankfully, the mullet outnumber their predators 10,000 to 1, so while there are certainly numerous losses, nothing that threatens the population as a whole, like if we were down to the last two humans on earth, and they both thought the other was super ugly.

Keep going for the video, but skip to 1:45 for the action, but you should really watch the whole thing because it’s David Attenborough.

Dubai is now home to the deepest pool in the world (oceans excluded), the Deep Dive Dubai, a pool that extends 60 meters (196-feet) deep, or about two penis lengths by my own measure. But it’s not just a boring hole, it’s surrounded with a post-apocalyptic waterworld, complete with decrepit buildings with interiors (including a pool table and games, a library, etc), cars, and graffiti painted walls. Pretty neat. Granted I’ll never dive there because I’m just as terrified of depths as I am heights, but still, cool. WATERWORLD WAS A GOOD MOVIE.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees that does not look like the ideal pool for laying out by to get a tan.

You’re all familiar with the useless machine, right? It’s a box with a switch and every time you press the switch a hand comes out of the box and turns the switch back off. And that’s all it does. Pretty useless. “Look who’s talking.” Hey! Your insolence aside, this is an upgraded version with several new clever behaviors added. Does that make it more or less useful? That’s for you to judge. Me? I only judge eating and bikini contests, and ideally the two combined.

This is a video of dapper to death Youtuber TheReportOfTheWeek providing this week’s report in the form of an addictive 14-minute in-depth review of Coke’s new space-themed beverage, Coca-Cola Starlight. Mmmm, starlight — it makes life on earth possible, you know? I’m talking about the sun. It’s a star. I’m so bright my dad calls me son! “You’re a black hole.” Dad!