This is some POV footage of what it looks like to pilot a Seabreacher, a sort of jet-powered boat/submarine inspired by dolphins. Admittedly, it looks pretty fun. Do a barrel roll! Still, it’s all fun and games until you find yourself in the belly of a whale. THEN WHAT? You don’t want to shoot your way out because whales are our friends, but you also don’t want to die in there. So what do you do? “Wake up.” Hoho, it was just a dream! I like the way you think, makes me feel less alone being such a ding-a-ling.

This is a video of Youtuber That Japanese Man Yuta asking other Japanese people to do their best imitation of what foreigners speaking fluent English sound like to them. They all pretty much nail it, especially the mannerisms. And, I think I speak for everyone who does speak fluent English when I say we really need to step up our game, because this is embarrassing.

This is an unfortunate video of Wheel Of Fortune contestant Tenaya making a terrible guess trying to solve a Show Biz puzzle with $10,100 on the line. The correct answer, as I’m sure you were able to deduce, is ‘JURASSIC PARK MOVIES’, but Tenaya guesses ‘JURASSIC PARK BODIES’. That sucks. Just for her though, for me it’s great because now I keep asking my girlfriend if she wants to see the new Jurassic Park body when it comes out and chuckle to myself every time I say it. It’s the little things in life, you know? Especially the ones at someone else’s expense.

Keep going for two videos, the first of which is longer and better.

Genuinely one of the funnier guesses in Wheel of Fortune history. #WheelOfFortune pic.twitter.com/ijIOGY1x3f

— Pat (@producepat) February 24, 2022

We’ve already seen The Book Of Boba Fett reimagined as a 1980’s crime drama, so why not a 90’s sitcom like Full House? Or at least that’s what I imagine Nerdist’s Matt Caron was thinking when he took the time to make this edit. Also, “This will totally be worth it,” and “I sure hope that half-wit at Born In Space posts it.” Well lucky you, Matt — lucky you.

This is a video of a recent episode of The Price Is Right (which everyone has fond memories of staying home and watching when they were sick as a child), where a contestant loses at spinning the big wheel, then can’t seem to find the stage’s exit. I like how she even tries to squeeze between two pieces of set design, like that’s what they expect contestants to do. Personally, I would have run through a wall, but that’s just me and I learned everything I need to know in middle school, and I had the Kool-Aid Man for homeroom.

@pilotboy1985 #FYP #TPIR ♬ original sound – Christopher Ward

Thanks to JustA, who agrees she should have just asked Drew for directions.

Because nature is awesome, these are several videos of Oakland, California Instagram/TikTok user birdperson666 feeding his hummingbird friend Hector from a custom feeder he made (and sells at birdperson666.com for $16.66 so you can summon your own tiny demonic friend) If I’m not mistaken, I believe that’s an Anna’s Hummingbird. What a trip it must be to see one so close up. And perch on your finger! I’m jealous. Of a lot of people for a lot of different reasons, and the very unlikely birdperson666 just made my list.

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