This is some dashcam footage of a small white sedan that appears to get rear-ended by a tractor trailer, sending it swerving into another lane backwards with another oncoming truck, but the driver manages to reverse out of its way just in time to not die. Most impressive. Would I have been able to do that? No, but I would have been able to press my ejector seat button. “You don’t have an ejector seat button.” No, but I do have a seatbelt button, a door handle, and incredibly poor split-second decision making skills.

Because nothing says ‘you can expect the same flowers every Valentine’s Day from now on’ like undying plastic roses, LEGO set #40460 has got you covered. The set contains 120 pieces (enough to build two roses, order six for a full dozen!), and does not include rose-scented perfume to spray them with. I feel like that was a failed opportunity for LEGO to dip its toes in the fragrance market. The set is available through LEGO’s official store for $13, but they’re sold out until February 17th, after Valentine’s Day. You can also buy the set on Amazon (product link), but at a ridiculous markup. The choice is yours. My choice? One of those live basil plants they sell at the grocery store and telling my girlfriend it’s an exotic flower that’s takes time to bloom, then tossing it after she’s killed it in a week. I’m kidding, I would never do that again.

UPDATE: Found them through the LEGOLAND California store for $13, have at it.

This is a short video demonstration of the phantom table and benches constructed by deck builder Dr. Decks, who presumably chose his profession based on his name. Or maybe it was the other way around. Now that I think about it, it was probably the other way around. Anyway, I think we can all agree this is certainly the James Bond of deck tables. Now let’s equip those benches with ejector seats and really make Q proud!

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For those of you wondering what some of my worst nightmares look like, this is a video of professional spelunker and TikTok user stickfigureboy99 contorting his body into the incredibly tiny entrance to a cave. I’m sorry, but if that’s the only way to access a cave, I feel like you really shouldn’t be going in there, and I can only assume stickfigureboys 1 – 98 learned that the hard way.

@stickfigureboy99 Reposted due to guidelines, do not attempt #fyp #cave #caver #caveman ♬ original sound – It’s ya boi

This is a video captured by the plane watchers of Youtuber channel BIG JET TV of a British Airways Airbus A321neo landing at Heathrow Airport and aborting the landing even after touchdown due to high winds blowing it around. You can see in the slow motion footage the tail even makes contact with the runway. I, for one, am thankful I wasn’t on that plane, because I would have shit my seat and probably been charged for it. At least I always have been in the past.

This is a video of somebody’s afraid of heights but cooly dressed father riding a virtual reality roller coaster for the first (and presumably last) time. He doesn’t handle it that well, although I partially blame his technique. That is absolutely terrible foot placement. You know what would be a funny prank? To put a virtual reality headset on someone, tell them they’re going to ride a virtual reality roller coaster, then get them on an actual roller coaster. Now we just need to figure out how to get them to an amusement park and onto a coaster without them knowing. I’m leaning towards a strong sedative or sharp blow to the head. *dragging body through Six Flags* It’s cool, it’s a prank!