Seen here looking like a typical weekday lunch, some 30+ year old Hamm’s beer and Godzilla Heads gum was found stashed behind some shelving at the Walla Walla Public Library in Washington while the facility was undergoing some renovations during its closure due to the coronavirus. Some more info while

This is some security cam footage from an apartment building in Harbin, China, of elderly man Gao Fengua walking his golden retriever (who’s wearing sneakers) when a cat falling from the sky lands on his head, knocking him out cold. Well, I suppose he should at least be thankful it

This is the listing for a $350,000 2-bed, 2-bath, 9-cell home in Fayette, Missouri that comes complete with an attached jail (right off the kitchen!) since it was originally the county sheriff’s home and jail. Plus it was built in 1875, so you know it’s haunted. Some more details while

In other, much more poor decision making related bear news, this is a video of a group of idiots in Maryland casually hanging out with a black bear at a picnic table, with one dude eventually making and feeding the bear a peanut butter sandwich. According to the woman filming,

This is a video of TikTok user kaokaotk demonstrating on of his chain reaction cocktail shot drops, this time with a rainbow inspired spiral design. Pretty fun, but based on the complete lack of a party on that rooftop I’m assuming these aren’t actually cocktails, just colored water. Or kaokaotk

Because how can we even call this the future if we don’t have Willy Wonka’s Three Course Dinner Chewing gum yet, Brach’s has announced it will be releasing Turkey Dinner Candy Corn at Walgreens stores, packages containing six different flavored corns that taste like the various courses of a turkey

This is a video of a bear cub having the time of its life on somebody’s porch in Boone, North Carolina and wants to continue the party indoors when its mom shows up and is all, ‘Dammit, it’s way past your bed time,’ and picks that little sucker up by

This is the officially licensed The Goonies Monopoly game made by Monopoly bastardizer USAOPOLY. It costs around $42 on Amazon and comes with properties based on movie locations, six custom sculpted tokens (little girl’s bike, copper bones, gold doubloon, statue of David, Willy’s eye patch, and skull & cross bones.