This is a video of a bear cub having the time of its life on somebody’s porch in Boone, North Carolina and wants to continue the party indoors when its mom shows up and is all, ‘Dammit, it’s way past your bed time,’ and picks that little sucker up by the scruff of the neck and tells it it’s time to go. In the homeowner’s own words while I wish I had a porch to party on:
The craziest part of the whole video is how creepy the baby bear looks when its standing on its hind legs like a little drunk person. I’d drink with that bear. I mean, when it’s of age. I’m not trying to promote underage drinking but *looking around* I will get you and your friends a 6-pack for $20. Haha, what? I’m just playing meet me behind 7-11.