This is a short video of energetic border collie Nova trying to get a statue of Abraham Lincoln located in The Colony, Texas to throw her frisbee for her. Honest Abe, clearly lost deep in thought, appears to not even notice Nova, who eventually leaves, presumably to find a president

This is an ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) video of Rocky the tortoise eating some strawberry, blueberry, broccoli and pumpkin. They got the mics right up in there too for maximum hi-def audio. He is chompin’! You think he’s training for his race against the hare? In my mind he

In oh hell no news, this is a video of conservationist and freediver Ocean Ramsey casually swimming alongside a 20-foot long, 8-foot wide great white (possibly Deep Blue) off the coast of Oahu, Hawaii. She even holds hands/fins with it at one point. That is very brave. Still, I think

This is is a video of a woman controlling the dimmer on a touch sensitive wolf lamp by tapping her cat’s nose, who happens to have a foot touching the lamp base, making it a conductive kitty. Some more info about the incident while I boop all my pets’ noses

This is a video of Cornelius the dog grazing on grass with his dear deer friends. Some more info about the trio while I wish I had somebody to spend lunch with instead of eating in my car alone, first in the Burger King parking lot, then Taco Bell’s. Cornelius

This is a video of virgin Facebook live-streamer Sharon Bunch Skipper (great name for a fisherwoman, btw) capturing the successful return of a beached hammerhead shark to the ocean by local fisherman when she realizes she doesn’t know how to end her live-stream, and proceeds to just film herself and

This is some Ring security cam footage of a dog briefly demonstrating its parkour skills at a backyard party, presumably to garner the attention of the women there. I feel you, dog. Reminds me of the time I went to a party and tried to impress the ladies by performing

Karma: sometimes it’s instant, and sometimes it plays the long con. Although in the case of Lulu and Dexter here, it’s instant, because Dexter accidentally traps himself under a plastic bin while moving in for the serial kill. Or was that Lulu? My point is this: karma always catches up