Presumably to taunt me that lunch is still three hours away, this is a video of third generation cheesemonger Adam Moskowitz making 56 grilled cheese sandwiches with 56 different cheeses. My God that sounds like a dream. “Mmmmm! With some tomato soup?” I DON’T DO THE SOUP. Adam’s findings from

This is a video of the Jurassic Park themed gravy river made by Instagram user laurenrfenwick for her fiance’s birthday dinner, per his request. The picturesque dinner scene features a flowing river of gravy surrounded by broccoli and asparagus trees and chicken nugget dinosaurs. I usually request a spaghetti dinner

This is a clip of purported foodie ivy_eating filming herself in the car eating a spring roll she just picked up from a restaurant in Orange County, California, and eating the entire piece of plastic wrap covering the roll in the process. Clearly, Ivy is doing her part to help

Because why not get the puking over with at the beginning of the night, Doritos has teamed up with the Empirical to produce a limited edition liquor flavored with its nacho cheese tortilla chips. The 42% alcohol booze is made with the flavor from actual chips, using vacuum distillation, “a

Because what company doesn’t want to partner with Crocs, the comfy footwear giant has teamed up with McDonald’s for four limited editions, including Hamburglar and Birdie clogs, a classic McDonald’s themed clog, and Grimace fuzzy-lined sandals. All are either $70 or $75, and include unique McDonald’s themed Jibbitz™ charms for

Because who doesn’t wouldn’t ketchup that looks exactly like kid’s glue, Youtuber and food scientist Barry Lewis decied to try to make his own transparent ketchup after repeatedly being sent a faked photo of the clear condiment. In the end he makes a pretty decent version (recipe HERE), the main

Available from Etsy shop GiftCouturePaper, the Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper Set comes with everything you need to wrap a 6-piece cheeseburger of gifts: two sheets of sesame seed bun, one of burger patty, one cheese, one lettuce, and one tomato. All the sheets measure 24″ x 18″, so you won’t exactly

This is a short clip of a Guatemalan chef demonstrating how to open an avocado with some well placed hand pressure, without the need for a knife. That’s handy(!), because knives and I do NOT get along. Honestly, I’m lucky to still have seven fingers. Still, I’ll probably still open