Because who doesn’t wouldn’t ketchup that looks exactly like kid’s glue, Youtuber and food scientist Barry Lewis decied to try to make his own transparent ketchup after repeatedly being sent a faked photo of the clear condiment. In the end he makes a pretty decent version (recipe HERE), the main issue being the consistently is much runnier than traditional ketchup. Still, he did it. So Heinz, if you were looking for a way to blow a bunch more money like you did with the purple, green, and blue ketchups of the early 2000’s, have at it. Just remember: there’s a reason Crystal Pepsi doesn’t exist anymore, and that’s because Pepsi sucks. Food for thought. Probably a hotdog with mustard only.