These are a few shots of the aftermath of student Donna Porée returning to her near-university apartment after quarantining with her husband for three months. As you can see, the bag of potatoes she forgot about decided to try to claim the place, squatter’s rights style, even powering their way

These are a couple delightful videos of self-proclaimed Raccoon Whisperer Jim Blackwood feeding some of the raccoons in his neighborhood from a bucket of hot dogs. Man, add some ketchup and relish to that buffet and I can be there tonight. Per some delightful Youtube commenters: 100 years from now

These are several videos of artist William Cobbing using a clay cutting wire to remove pieces of the giant clay blob on his head and reveal the colorful, oozing paint beneath. So, if you were wondering what the end of the internet looks like, congratulations, you made it. Now bust

This is a short video of some dream-follower that just moved to Los Angeles filming his apartment’s bathroom door, which has a piece cut out of it so it can swing past the shitter.  In his own words while I’m thankful there isn’t a giant hole in my bathroom door

This is Rot-Weiß (“red-white”) from German condiment manufacturer Thomy. It consists of a ketchup and mayonnaise mix in a metal tube that dispenses just like striped toothpaste (available on Amazon for ~$10/tube). It’s not toothpaste though, it’s ketchyo (or mayochup). And, as a child at heart who’s never stopped mixing

These are a couple commercials for Hasbro’s Marvel Legends Interactive Electronic Deadpool Head coming this September ($99 from Entertainment Earth). The head and eyes move as it speaks its over 600 Deadpool phrases, and responds to sounds, being picked up, and being turned upside-down. It also includes a downloadable smartphone

These are a few renderings of a realistic Toad as imagined by 3-D artist Miguel Vasquez.  Obviously, this is not the face you want to be thinking about when you’re trying to fall asleep at night.  Or the hairy nipples.  Granted you don’t want to be thinking about me when

This is a very short video of a bear dressed as a human and swallowing a hotdog without even chewing it. In the videographer’s own words while I run out for a package of tubed a$$holes and elbows and try this myself in the bathroom where my girlfriend cant’t judge