You know what your bathroom needs? A plush Bob-omb toilet paper holder! “I don’t know about that.” I WILL RIP DOWN YOUR SHOWER CURTAIN ROD AND BREAK YOUR TOILET TANK WITH IT. Lol, two pots of coffee already. This is the ~$27 Bob-omb Toilet Paper Holder. The end of the

Oh, Japan. This is the ~$36 octopus ‘body warmer’ sold by Japanese novelty retailer Village Vanguard that can be worn around the neck and has snaps along its tentacles so you can secure objects in them for easy access. As you can see in the product photo above, this man

With a renewed interest in interstellar bounty hunters thanks to The Mandalorian (not that it had ever waned that much to begin with), this is the Boba Fett helmet fire pit constructed and sold by Etsy shop Burned By Design. The pit measures approximately 16″ x 17″ x 31″ and

Children: it’s fun to pretend they’re just tiny old people which is really what they are so it isn’t even that hard to pretend. You could have the worst imagination and it would still be easy. Enter the False Teether from Fred and available from Firebox. It’s a teething ring

Sharks: everyone is afraid of them, and people who aren’t are liars. Enter these 12-foot great white shark models created and sold by Etsy shop Cakeboard Designs. Made from fiberglass and resin, they’re available in both hanging ($1,400) and standing ($1,600) models, and will make the perfect addition to your

Booze: like most retail stores I’ve been asked to leave, bars don’t like it when you bring some in from outside. Enter the bangle bracelet flask available from online retailer Ali Express. The ~$12 bracelet is available in silver, rose gold, or rainbow colored finish and holds approximately 3.5-ounces of

In time for Christmas next year (preorder available now, estimated shipping by October 1st, 2021), Nerf and Disney have teamed up to create this Mandalorian Amban Phase-pulse Blaster replica that shoots Nerf Elite foam darts. The 50.25-inch blaster costs $120 and takes two AAA batteries to power its eight loading

Salami: it’s the new Fruit By The Foot. This is the 3.5 meter (~11.5-foot) Die Wurstkabeltrommel (“sausage cable drum”) available from German specialty food retailer Jungborn. The Krakow-style (spicy with a firm bite) salami hose costs €17 (~$21) and has an exposed shelf life of 8 weeks. 8 weeks —