Because Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously) won’t stop until it has indeed all been ruined, this is a cover of The Rolling Stones’ 1965 classic ‘(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction’ in the style of a ragtime song. I feel like it’s the sort of song that, had it been

There are few things in life more satisfying than a job well done. Besides a Snickers. Actually besides most junk food. And days off. And sleeping in. And naps. Now that I think about there are actually quite a few things in life more satisfying than a job well done.

This is the very real and very available on Amazon FartVac, a $12 hose and bulb vacuum with an activated carbon filter at the end designed to suck up farts from your pants before filtering the smell out of them and releasing them back into the wild. Now I know

Because everybody needs a hobby, and some of those hobbies are a little more…eccentric than others, this is a video from insect enthusiast and one of the UK’s largest breeders (of insects) Adrian Kozakiewicz of some of his praying mantis species hanging out in a miniature living room watching/attacking butterflies

This is a video captured by a bow hunter in Manitoba, Canada, of a bear with a piece of food being chased by another bear who wants that food up into the very tree where the hunter and a friend are waiting in a stand. That must have been exhilarating,

In news that might explain why the peace on earth and goodwill towards man I asked Santa for this year never arrived, this is a video from Rio Linda, California of a man dressed as Santa taking off in a paraglider and immediately crashing into some power lines. Thankfully, the

In other freaky deaky Pokemon bedding news, this is the Gengar sleeping mat available for pre-order from Bandai in Japan. Unlike those Pikachu centipedes, I’m pretty sure this is an officially licensed product, and its price reflects that at $250. *spit-takes Count Chocula* No wonder bootlegging is so popular. Speaking

These are the almost certainly unlicensed ‘Very Long Pikachu Insect Plushes’ available from Chinese online retailer AliExpress. They cost between $21 and $90 depending on length (available in 80cm, 1.1m, 1.4m and 1.7m varieties), and seeing one (or, even worse, one of every length) on a potential lover’s bed, is