The Rolling Stones’ ‘(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction’ Ruined As A Ragtime Song

Because Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously) won’t stop until it has indeed all been ruined, this is a cover of The Rolling Stones’ 1965 classic ‘(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction’ in the style of a ragtime song. I feel like it’s the sort of song that, had it been performed at a saloon in the wild west, all the drunk outlaw cowboys would start shooting at the performers’ feet as a final warning to not play any more of this shit again.