This is a short video of a golden retriever repeatedly trying to attack a beam of light that appears on a sofa cushion. It’s not trying to bite it though, it’s trying to poke it with its nose like it’s playing Whac-A-Mole or something. And, just like my day job coworker Greg trying to suck up to our boss, it really gets its nose deep in there. “Hey–” You know it’s true. “But–” Be honest, even when you stop to smell the roses– “It still smells like shit.” I knew it!

Thanks to MSA, who agrees dogs are perfection perfected.