In what is arguably the most sensical toy release in recent history, LEGO has announced an official Transformers build set featuring Optimus Prime that actually transforms from semi truck to humanoid form. The $169 set will be released June 1st and feature 1,508 pieces, including ion blaster, Autobot Matrix of

Because, sometimes (very rarely), dreams really do come true, Volley of Australia is releasing a limited edition of their sneakers that feature detachable Velcro mullets on the heels. Now I’m not sure which one of you weirdos dreamed of these, but you deserve a medal. Or a heavier sleep medication.

After garnering enough interest for production consideration on the LEGO Ideas website, LEGO is releasing an official Sonic The Hedgehog Green Hill Zone playset (links to LEGO product site) on January 1st to start the new year running(!). This is that playset. Featuring a respectable 1,125 pieces, the $70 set

General Mills has just announced for the first time ever it’s offering a limited edition run of Lucky Charms Just Magical Marshmallows for sale to the general public (boxes have only been given away previously in contests). Each 6-ounce bag has a suggested retail price of $3.99 and will be

This is Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnadust seasoning blend, a proprietary blend of the Colonel’s eleven secret herbs and spices that’s allegedly the same crack cocaine they top the cereal with, except now you can liberally add the seasoning to your own ice cream and cookies without spending countless nights in

These are the Pizza Bandages manufactured by GAMAGO and available on Amazon ($8). Each slice measures 1.8-inch x 1.8-inch square triangle and unfortunately are not scratch-and-sniff. Which is probably for the best anyways because who doesn’t already have a hard enough time not picking and eating their scabs? “You’re sick.”

This is the 7-person inflatable airplane floating island manufactured by M Mark and available on Amazon. The $235 float includes two inflatable benches, two integrated coolers, four cup holders, and 100% good times. Although I have the sinking suspicion if Rose had managed to get her hands on one of

Because nobody wants a complimentary case of coronavirus with their Corona, this is the Lime Bomber, a $20 product for mashing lime wedges into beer bottles without a mess or the use of your friend’s grubby fingers. I was skeptical at first, but the Amazon reviews don’t lie — apparently