Because when you’re a giant shelf cloud you can jaywalk all you want, this is a video of one crossing the street somewhere in Georgia. Mother Nature is wild, isn’t she? Like one shot of Jack Daniels and she’s dancing on the bar with her top off, her breasts lunging at you like two Jaguar hood ornaments come to life. “Is that why your ears are so bloody?” I don’t kiss and tell, but since it was a motorboating situation, yes.

Keep going for the short video. Also, that ‘ROAD WORK 1,000 FT’ sign is lying because I can see that far and ain’t shit getting worked on.