Because I’m covering all the hard-hitting news today (and every day — the Pulitzer prize committee should just hire me to give prizes to myself), this is a video of a dog head that turns into a cat. Crazy — one second it’s a dog’s head, and the next it’s

This is a video from Australia’s Christmas Island, where a golfer had a giant coconut crab (aka robber crab) hanging onto his bag before it selects few clubs to steal, then proceeds to pinch a driver in half while the clubs’ owner attempts to take them back. I’d call that

This is a short video of a marten (a small carnivorous mammal in the weasel family) who’s made quite the mess in a Germany grocery store while looking for an exit. Or, who knows, maybe he just came in to break a bunch of shit and run out but forgot

This is a video shared by Sarah Bole of Grand Lake, Colorado of her dog Dash (a Bichon Frise?) staring down a large mountain lion through a glass door in her home. “This is my house, you overgrown stray!” I imagine Dash telepathically communicating with the feline. Also, “If you

This is a video of a group of curious manatees watching a man wearing festive holiday pajama bottoms in his See Through Canoe while he relaxes on the water near Saint Petersburg, Florida. You know, it’s pretty crazy to think sailors actually used to mistake manatees for mermaids, isn’t it?

This is a video from a zoo where a buffalo cleverly uses one of its horns to right a turtle that found itself flipped on its back, presumably after trying to climb that tree. The buffalo then smiles at the visitors cheering it on, knowing its done its good deed

These are a couple videos of TikTok user julianobayd picking up a blue dragon sea slug he spotted in the waters off Australia’s east coast. The blue dragon, shockingly not actually a dragon but a nudibranch (shell-less mollusk), is highly venomous due to preying on the also venomous Portuguese Man

Because Mother Nature is easily one of the freakiest women you’ll ever have the pleasure of meeting, this is a video of an octopus using its tentacles to run across the ocean floor, presumably to meet up with SpongeBob and Patrick for some deep sea hi-jinks. AND it’s running backwards.