Presumably to show Consumer Reports how tests should actually be conducted, this is a video from The Hydraulic Press channel, who created a bracket of different priced kitchen knives, then pitted them against each other to see who will the championship. Me? I would have destroyed all these knives because

This is a video of two Nebraskan sousaphone players at Bennington High School (which apparently had no problem lifting their mascot from the University Of Wisconsin) having a lightsaber duel, and providing the appropriate lightsaber sound effects with their instruments. That’s fun. Way funner than anything I did in high

This is a video of Lady Pinto Bean demonstrating her prowess with the blade, engaging two foes at once and easily cutting them both down. The way she slices through their legs — my goodness! Obviously, Lady is definitely the dog you want in your adventuring party. And she is

Twitter user and modern armorer @kami_robo_yasui went and fashioned this suit of armor from 24 red traffic cones that he carefully cut into pieces and joined to make what you see here. That is impressive. Even more impressive is just how clean and perfect all those traffic cones are. All

Seen here practicing his moves against the Foot Clan, a pet tortoise engages in a ramming battle with a piece of black tape stuck to its owner’s shoe. And, the moment the tape is removed, the tortoise instantly returns to friendly mode. Crazy. You think that tape reminds him of

This is a video captured by Twitter user jamie amalea pappas of two turtles playing in a pond, with one slapping the other’s face while swimming backwards, taunting it. We all have that friend. Or, should I say, we all had that friend before we finally read a self help

This is a video from TikTok user Becky Robins of her brother kicking off his sandals and leaping through the door of their Hobbit-hole, making a perfect flying superman punch at her phone, presumably after she made fun of how long he spends in the bathroom. Honestly, even with all

This is a short video of three cats frozen in battle over a dead bird on a rooftop. If they didn’t move at the end I would have assumed this was just a Renaissance painting. Love those things. Especially the tasteful nudes. Those alabaster boobs — painted almost as if