Because this is the internet and the internet is full of weird hidden gems, here’s a video of a woman demonstrating how she thinks different pastas, cheeses, and breads would walk if they were human. And I’m pretty sure I speak for everyone here when I say thank God they

In what is arguably the most important time capsule of all time, TikTok user Sunday Nobody built and buried a 3,000-pound concrete sarcophagus not to be reopened for 10,000 years containing a single snack size bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos encased in resin for future civilizations to discover, and, presumably,

This is a video of Youtuber ProZD sampling 40 different Jack In The Box menu items. Thankfully, not all in one sitting, because I noticed no less than 12 shirt changes. That’s a relief, because you don’t want to tempt fate trying to eat that many heart attacks in a

Because those food delivery robots have the spacial awareness of something with absolutely piss-poor spatial awareness (I’m a wordsmith), this is a video of a little food delivery bot getting hit by a train after blatantly ignoring the railroad crossing and trying to wheel itself across the tracks with a

Because dream it and you can achieve it (in this case through trial-and-error), this is a video of Joseph of Joseph’s Machines and his friends being fed a five course meal by a conveyor belt powered Rube Goldberg machine. It’s pretty awesome, and if I could be fed all my

Because Winter Is Coming, this is a video of a squirrel (who presumably took a page from my playbook and saved all its work for the last minute) in Canada going nuts(!) ripping pinecones off a tree branch and tossing them down to craftyredhead’s deck below, where it will later

This is a US map highlighting the alleged most popular grocery store chain in each state according to a questionably conducted survey by ‘information insights platform Wise Voter‘. That’s cool, but what about the states without a grocery store listed — what about them? Do people in Vermont and Alaska

This is a short video of a river of watermelons being floated from where they were grown to where they’re being transported. Apparently it’s important to keep watermelons cool after harvest for maximum deliciousness, so this clever farmer is killing two birds with one stone. At least until I found