This is ‘Ducks Annihilate A Bowl Of Peas,’ a piece of performance art starring two ducks ravaging a bowl of watery peas with the same ferocity as I used to attack all-you-can-eat buffets before they were all shut down due to the coronavirus. When managers saw me coming you could

This is a backyard security cam video of a man lighting his gas grill and being so shocked by the ignition that he stumbles and takes a fall. Admittedly, you can see the grill grate jump a bit when he lights it, but that’s still no excuse for this sort

This is a short video of a little archerfish demonstrating how easily it could hit an apple on someone’s head by spitting a perfect bullseye and knocking its shrimp treat into the water. Impressive. Maybe not as good as my aim, but *tosses paper wad at trashcan, misses* Whatever. You

This is a video of magician Andi Clockwise demonstrating how to make a simple face shield out of a plastic-topped Krispy Kreme dozen doughnut box. Obviously, as far as face shields go, this one is probably going to smell the best, and if anybody asks where you got it I

This is a video from a supermarket where it appears something went horribly, horribly wrong with the plumbing and now there’s a hole in the floor actively spewing unhealthy looking water into the store. I’ve got the feeling there are about to be a lot of MANAGER’S SPECIAL stickers on

This is the PB-JIFE!, a confusingly named product that is allegedly the “ultimate peanut butter knife.” It’s supposed to do a better job stirring, scraping and cleaning peanut butter jars than the butter knife you’ve been using. And it sure as hell better too, considering it costs $23. Shoot, for

In sweet, wholesome internet news, this is a short video of nine baby opossums chomping on some banana. Man, I love opossums. Raccoons too. People think they’re weird, but that’s because people need to pretend they’re better than eating out of trash cans and playing in the sewers at night

This is the gingerbread Venom bust created by Norwegian gingerbread artist Caroline Eriksson. As you can see, it’s totally nuts. Some more info from Caroline while I try to take a selfie tongue-kissing the thing without breaking it: Finished my gingerbread symbiote bust after a couple of weeks and a