This is a video of Natalie Sideserf of Sideserf Cake Studio walking us through her process of creating a life-size, hyperrealistic McDonald’s Egg McMuffin cake. Clearly, Natalie has the skills to pay the bills. Hopefully mine, because my water is getting cut off on Friday and I lost One-Eyed Willie’s

This is a video of a clever bastard using his phone camera’s panoramic mode to stretch what would have been a regular wiener into a glorious two-and-a-half-footer. Man, smother that sucker in chili and cheese and diced onion and I’d have that whole thing in my stomach faster than you

This is a weird commercial for limited edition green onion flavored Chex, which will be available in South Korea 16 years after it was actually supposed to be, back in 2004. There’s a story here! Everyone help yourself to a big scoop of my homemade Chex Mix and let’s hear

This is an impressive stop-motion/ASMR video of the preparation and baking of a LEGO pizza, as created by Youtuber Bebop using 2,890 individual photos. As far as stop-motion LEGO videos go, this is a great example. Although prior to watching the video I assumed those circular white pieces on top

These are a few shots of the aftermath of student Donna Porée returning to her near-university apartment after quarantining with her husband for three months. As you can see, the bag of potatoes she forgot about decided to try to claim the place, squatter’s rights style, even powering their way

These are a couple delightful videos of self-proclaimed Raccoon Whisperer Jim Blackwood feeding some of the raccoons in his neighborhood from a bucket of hot dogs. Man, add some ketchup and relish to that buffet and I can be there tonight. Per some delightful Youtube commenters: 100 years from now

This is a video of a raccoon using its freaky little humanlike hands to steal cat food from underneath a deck while two kittens eat. Those little hands are nuts. FUN FACT: Did you know that, contrary to what so-called “scientists” would have you believe, raccoons are actually human’s closest

This is a commercial for Papa Cristo’s Greek Grill on West Pico in Los Angeles, starring and self-produced by Ja-Rule. Some more info while I wonder if 8:30AM is too early for a gyro and some baklava (SPOILER: it isn’t). He produced it himself for TBS’ new reality TV show,