We've, uh, we've got a special on dirty water near the produce section.
Something’s Not Right Here: Water Spewing From Floor Floods Supermarket

This is a video from a supermarket where it appears something went horribly, horribly wrong with the plumbing and now there’s a hole in the floor actively spewing unhealthy looking water into the store. I’ve got the feeling there are about to be a lot of MANAGER’S SPECIAL stickers on party trays and RedBull soon. But even before that, there’s gonna need to be a *grabbing intercom* CLEANUP IN AISLE….shit, CLEANUP IN ALL THE AISLES, ACTUALLY.