The pinball: it must go on. This is a video from the Fremont neighborhood of Seattle where barcade Add-A-Ball-Amusements has installed foot pedals on its pinball machines so players can play the games hands-free as a coronavirus precaution (and be able to double-fist cold ones in the process). The concept

Florida Man: if he’s one thing, it’s resourceful. If he’s two things, it’s resourceful, and dead at any moment. This is a shot of Florida Man hauling a pickup truck’s worth of fencing and metal pipes in, on, and around his Ford Mustang. I particularly like the blue power strip

This is a short video of Canadian man John Nordquist showing off the loophole he found after his wife told him he couldn’t go boating and he’s not welcome back home if his boat leaves the dock. His solution? Take the floating dock with him like a true lunatic. No

This is what appears to be a legit video from Huntsville, Alabama (my old stomping grounds!) of a forklift operator dropping a pallet load of mulch onto a trailer and absolutely wrecking that poor bastard. What the hell was the endgame here? Is that what he was trying to do?

This is the $120 Aberlite Pro Professional Beard and Hair Straightener, what’s being advertised as the world’s first professional beard straightener. *checking cobwebs in wallet* Cool, cool, but what if I told you I’ll have to take my chances with an unprofessional beard straightener? The Aberlite Pro uses a comb

This is a very short video of a giraffe demonstrating its technique for reaching ground-level food. In this case, grass. You know I’ve eaten my fair share of grass before, and I honestly don’t see what all these animals like it so much. It doesn’t even taste good and just

These are four videos (to prove it’s a learned behavior and not just a one-time occurrence) of a hungry cat removing a landline phone from its cradle (Cat’s In The Cradle! — hit it, Harry Chapin) so it starts making the off-hook tone as a sort of makeshift alarm clock

This is a short and sweet video of Pax answering a money counting math problem about Jayden’s current financial situation. Some more info while I fondly remember all the plastic pennies and nickels I ate while learning money counting in eighth grade: “Pax was doing math in homeschool where they’re