Ugly Christmas sweaters: they’re not even ugly anymore, they’re beautiful. Case in point, this illuminated ‘Tree-Rex’ sweater manufactured by Joyin and available on Amazon (product link). It features a sexy t-rex struggling with a string of Christmas lights with his little arms, and features seven different light modes. There’s a

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation: I’ve already watched it four times this holiday season and it’s not even Thanksgiving yet. Made by Tree Buddees and available on Amazon (product link), this unlicensed ‘Light Up Fried Cat Rug Funny Christmas Lights Decoration’ looks like Aunt Bethany’s fried cat after chewing through a

Let’s face it: an ugly Christmas sweater can only be so ugly in 2D, to really take things to the next level you need to add another dimension. Enter this ‘3D T-Rex Red and Green Adult Ugly Christmas Sweater’ created by Costume Agent and available on Amazon (product link). It

Because wherever there’s Mandalorian merchandise to be sold, there’s money to be made hand-over-fist, this is The Child Glitter Globe available from The Bradford Exchange ($90). This year’s must-have holiday decoration features Grogu in his hover crib, surrounding with swirling glitter that, at least in my mind, he generated with

Available for pre-order from McFarlane Toys (shipping in November), this is the line of The Princess Bride action figures featuring the likenesses of Westley (aka the Dread Pirate Roberts), Princess Buttercup, Inigo Montoya, and Fezzik. All the figures feature 22 moving parts for maximum articulation and Westley, Princess Buttercup and

Because nobody needs to know who I am or what I’m looking at or if I have a boogie, these are the ‘Oversized Huge Big Mask Shield Full Face Polarized Large Mirror Sunglasses’ from brand vvovvug and available on Amazon. They remind me of a motorcycle helmet visor, but with

In real mature news, this is the already-funded Kickstarter campaign for the Fart Pedal, a guitar effects pedal that turns guitar input into farts. It includes a switch for selecting either juicy or dry farts, and a knob for just how much gas the pedal produces. It also comes with

LEGO has announced the release of it’s largest traditional building set to date — the 9,090 piece Titanic (previously: its 9,036-piece Roman Colosseum). The 1:200 scale ship measures a respectable 54″ long, 7″ wide, 18″ tall and breaks into three cross sections so you can see the various and inner