In riding extremely dirty news, this is the inflatable Beetlejuice Car Buddy from Gemmy (previously: a Grinch version). The three-foot tall inflatable poltergeist (available on Amazon) is powered via a car adapter for convenience and includes LEDs inside so he’s illuminated at night. Obviously, I think it goes without saying

The Kool-Aid Man: he knows how to make an entrance. Me? I prefer to sneak in and out of social engagements so stealthily it’s like I wasn’t there at all. Probably because I really wasn’t and stayed at home on the sofa ignoring text messages. Enter this Kool-Aid Man inflatable

Presumably to keep that hot sauce-on-pepper eating maniac entertained while he’s moaning and groaning away on the toilet, this is the Potty Piano from JZENZERO and available on Amazon for around $16. It’s a foot-operated digital keyboard like the one Tom Hanks plays in Big, but small and made to

Because nothing quite says it’s fall y’all like a paper cup full of high sodium Japanese noodle soup on a crisp autumnal morning, Nissin Foods is released a limited edition (it’s first limited edition!) Pumpkin Spice flavored Cup Noodles this fall. Available exclusively at Walmart starting in October, I’m sure

Because humanity is rapidly approaching its expiration date (use by, not best by), these are Wet Pants Denim, real jeans you can buy that make it look like you pissed yourself, but are actually dry to the touch (the illusion is created via dyeing, not to be confused with dying

This is a clip from a recent hard-hitting episode of Inside Edition investigating whether Flex Paste (in Phil Swift’s miraculous Flex Seal family of products) works as well as it does in the television commercials. To determine if it does, the program teamed up with students from the Grove School

Because dreams occasionally do come true (or so I’ve been led to believe on Instagram), this is the Flintstones Flintmobile pool float from PoolElite and available on Amazon (currently sold out). The unit can accommodate up to three adults (there’s always gotta be a third wheel) includes a cooler in

Because the robot apocalypse is literally right around the corner, this is a video of Youtuber Warped Perception putting a new $1,000 Skydio 2 autonomous tracking drone through its paces. He tests it in three scenarios: tracking a person running through the woods, tracking him as he drives his Supra