In death defying news, this is some security camera footage of a Chinese factory worker who hauls a pallet truck loaded with heavy bags into an elevator and is reaching to pull the safety gate down when the whole damn elevator plummets to the depths below just inches behind him.

This is some footage from a gymnasium security camera at Liberty Benton Middle School in Ohio of custodian Joe Orians casually sinking an over-the-shoulder half-court shot with nothing but net like they grow on trees and it’s harvest season. Sure, it’s a middle school sized court, but still, I couldn’t

This is some poor quality video footage (it always is, isn’t it?) released by Armenia, Colombia mayor Jose Manuel Rios Morales revealing what he and others believe to be a ghost attack on one of his security guards on duty at the mayor’s office. I tried zooming and enhancing the

This is a video of a mechanic accidentally setting the interior of an automobile ablaze while welding beneath it, and the fire burning real nice for a bit before any of the other seven workers standing around take notice and they’re able to put it out. Thankfully, they were able

Firm believers that the nighttime is the right time, this is a video of a trio of owls (looks like a couple and a third wheel, possibly in the the form of their own child) partying on a Yuma, Arizona family’s porch after the humans have gone to bed. Heck

This is some security cam footage from the sensory room of Future Stars Academy in Wentzville, Missouri capturing the moment a flood caused the door to finally give way and water to rush in (although to the door AND window’s credit it appears not a drop came in prior despite

Note: Check your volume, screaming. This is some Ring doorbell cam footage that captured Rachel locking her best friend out of her house after a walk and her friend has to use the bathroom so badly she no choice but to pee on the porch after telling Rachel multiple times

Seen here arguing with an invisible clerk that it’s old enough to buy White Claw, a bear inside the Douglas Depot location of Thibodeau’s Market in Juneau, Alaska attempts to greet a customer as he comes in, only to frighten him away. Honestly, I assumed anybody living in Juneau, Alaska