"Go get me a towel, I have to take these off."
Lady Locks Friend Out Of House After Walk, She Pees On Porch

Note: Check your volume, screaming.

This is some Ring doorbell cam footage that captured Rachel locking her best friend out of her house after a walk and her friend has to use the bathroom so badly she no choice but to pee on the porch after telling Rachel multiple times that she isn’t wearing any underwear. Per the woman who did the peeing after the deed is done: “Oh. My. God. That is so gross. You are such a bitch.” Hey, there’s nothing gross about peeing on yourself. Happens all the time. I would wash your sneakers though and place a Facebook Marketplace ad for a new BFF that actually takes your excretory system health seriously.